Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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