Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have feelings that need drinking.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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