I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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