you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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