I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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