they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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