She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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