Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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