Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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