you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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