well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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