let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Im part way to drunk.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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