Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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