What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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