My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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