i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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