Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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