bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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