I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
