I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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