The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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