just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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