Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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