i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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