it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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