Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think I sprained my soul last night
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize