video games are the ultimate cock blocker
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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