I hate your face
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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