I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
