whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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