I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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