So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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