would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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