We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
