I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
barbara walters just said penis...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
