My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i out mim tonsoeep
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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