Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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