You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My feet surprised me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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