oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
