i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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