two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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