carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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