It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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