Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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