i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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