Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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