I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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