doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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