On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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