I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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