I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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