How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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