Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
